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		<title>Five Star Friday&#8217;s Edition #93</title>
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		<title>The Headache, The Fuzz-Meister, And Some Olympic Mittens</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
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		<title>Me at MamaPop &#8211; Best Sex Writing 2010: Sex Writing Is Sexy, And Reading Sex Writing Is Pretty Sexy, Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
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		<title>2010 Canadian Weblog Awards Exclusive Nominee Interview with Tornwordo of Sticky Crows</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
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		<title>Oh My Achin&#8217; Heck</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[the iPhone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been sick for weeks. I&#8217;ve been sick for so long now that I&#8217;ve lost track of how many weeks it&#8217;s been. Let&#8217;s say that it&#8217;s been four weeks. Let&#8217;s say that I got what seemed like a mild to medium weight flu about four weeks ago. That sounds right. It wasn&#8217;t terrible, but&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/03/02/oh-my-achin-heck/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=schmutzie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=482836&amp;post=3112&amp;subd=schmutzie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The A to Z Of My Present Internetting</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Headless Mom reminded me of this meme that I like to do occasionally, and, because it is 4:00 a.m. and I cannot seem to stay asleep for more than two hours at a time, I decided to revisit it. To complete the meme, you type each letter of the alphabet into your browser&#8217;s address bar&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/03/01/the-a-to-z-of-my-present-internetting/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=schmutzie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=482836&amp;post=3111&amp;subd=schmutzie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2010 Canadian Weblog Awards Exclusive Nominee Interview with Karen Sugarpants and sam {temptingmama} of Craftastrophe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;2010 Canadian Weblog Awards Exclusive Nominee Interview with Karen Sugarpants and sam {temptingmama} of Craftastrophe&#8220;: Why blogging? Because it pays so well. Hahaha..not. Blogging is part of who we both are now — we&#8217;ve both been blogging for forever and a day on our personal blogs, and this idea just made sense to blog when&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/03/01/2010-canadian-weblog-awards-exclusive-nominee-interview-with-karen-sugarpants-and-sam-temptingmama-of-craftastrophe/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=schmutzie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=482836&amp;post=3110&amp;subd=schmutzie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Grace in Small Things: Sunday Edition #12</title>
		<link>http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/02/28/grace-in-small-things-sunday-edition-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. I know I&#8217;ve thanked the universe for this already on more than one occasion, but I&#8217;ve got to say it: muscle relaxants 2. Butterscotch pecan muffins with too much whipped butter 3. Twitter, which manages to keep me informed, engaged, and crying with laughter (see @sween and @palinode and @ainsleyofattack) 4. The spam e-mails&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/02/28/grace-in-small-things-sunday-edition-12/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=schmutzie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=482836&amp;post=3109&amp;subd=schmutzie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[the things Schmutzie made]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I recently started working for Sweet Blog as a graphic artist, and my first job was to design a masthead for Terrible Mother. (Click on the image to see it at full size.) I love the result that came out of mine and Terrible Mother&#8217;s communication about the masthead, and I have to admit that&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/02/28/check-out-my-first-job-for-sweet-blog/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=schmutzie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=482836&amp;post=3108&amp;subd=schmutzie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2010 Canadian Weblog Awards Exclusive Nominee Interview with Elaine of Greens &amp; Berries</title>
		<link>http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/2010-canadian-weblog-awards-exclusive-nominee-interview-with-elaine-of-greens-berries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schmutzie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[the metablogging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;2010 Canadian Weblog Awards Exclusive Nominee Interview with Elaine of Greens &#38; Berries&#8220;: What aspect of gardening keeps you inspired? Certainly reading about gardening and connecting with fellow gardeners on their blogs and Twitter inspires me to keep growing. But I think above all, it&#8217;s the activity itself. Many times I do get discouraged because&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://schmutzie.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/2010-canadian-weblog-awards-exclusive-nominee-interview-with-elaine-of-greens-berries/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=schmutzie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=482836&amp;post=3107&amp;subd=schmutzie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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